Bettys Tour 2019: Harrogate

All I knew about Harrogate before I arrived there for Day 3 of the Bettys Tour 2019 was that it's a spa town which has two branches of Bettys, is the hub of the Bettys empire, and once hosted the Eurovision Song Contest. The last time I visited was to go to a concert at the Conference Centre as a student in York. The concert was fairly dull and Bettys was full, so I arrived very much hoping that my second visit would be more rewarding.

Bettys Tour 2019: Ilkley

Ilkley is a gem of a place, located on the banks of the River Wharfe in the Yorkshire Dales, and overlooked by the famous Moor rising above it to the south. Nothing says Yorkshire to me quite as much as Ilkley Moor does, so when I arrived at the station for Day 1 of the Bettys Tour 2019, I was ready for an espresso shot of Yorkshireness and wasn’t disappointed.

Bettys Tour 2019: The Bettys Matrix

For those of you who are interested in the logistics of the Bettys Tour 2019, my intention is to sample elevenses and afternoon tea in every branch of Bettys. Six branches, two visits per branch, 12 visits in total. A simple enough task you might think, but factor in the need for a balanced assessment across all branches, two types of afternoon tea (excluding the champagne option), the fact that I like fat rascals and curd tarts equally, plus the need to build in some time for sightseeing and recovery, and the scale of the operation starts to become apparent. The risk of a timetabling clash is simply too great to play this kind of thing by ear. Hence the need for the Bettys Matrix.

Bettys Tour 2019: Time for tea

My Bettys Tour 2019 is fast approaching. After a short period of acclimatisation at the Doncaster base camp, where my fancy London ways will be thoroughly beaten out of me by my dad, I shall set off for a week of Yorkshire-style purification and self-discovery, stopping at Ilkley, Harrogate, Northallerton and York for elevenses and afternoon tea at every branch of Bettys, with a spot of sight-seeing thrown in for good measure. I'm hoping to see some of the many things that any self-respecting Yorkshireman should have seen by my age, but to be honest my main focus is on curd tarts, fat rascals, tea loaf, parkin and sandwiches, washed down with copious amounts of tea and coffee. There might also be the odd cream cake thrown in, and perhaps something containing custard.